okey i didn't kno what to write about today but i knew i wanted to write somefin so i'm doin a ranking of earth animalz. thiz is my opinion!!! don't come at meeee!!! also my real #1 iz huamnz obviiii but they don't count cuz they're too intelligent lulz. so i'm jus doin normal animalz. ok?
#5. DOLPHINS!! they kinda look like us glooblies XD they're smooth & have a hole on top and dey have bonez too. they can't breathe under da water but dey live in it anyway. sounds STUPID!!! i luv it. earth animalz are so dumb 8v
#4. horsez. soo coolnezz. they're so elegant. i herd they count as birdz cuz they have hollow bones. is dat true? who knose! i hope i can maek a human friend one day who will teach me about this stuff o_o
#3. jellyfish. thiz one is kind of low hanging xupats, but they're zooo cuteeeee!!! i kno jellyfish were placed on earth by da blimbeas some couple-hundred million yearz ago to monitor activity n ztuff, just liek they did with sharkz, but whateverrrr! they have no brainz and just float around.... so friggin cute!!! i heard they zting too, yowch! i wonder what humanz do when one of them gets stung...? maybe i'll research it owo
#2. bigfoot. it'z soo coooooool. i wish i could zee a good picture of one, though, why are they always so blurry?!?!
#1. monkeys! they're almost exactly liek humanz, juzt hairier and stupider. so cute! squeeee! >w< they're zo zilly, especially when they peel da bananas and throw their poop n stuff everywhere. i wish i could have a pet monkey!!!